Why Cars are Better than Women

[HB]

Before anyone gives me crap for these, I'm not a misogynist. These jokes come under the theme of "Guy's Jokes" which implies a reckless disregard for political correctness

1. They run on the Otto cycle, not the Menstrual cycle.

2. It's perfectly fine to have more than one.

3. The tire bill is considerably less than a woman's shoe bill.

4. Aside from the fuel tank, its weight does not change.

5. If you don't like it anymore, you can sell it and get another. (Without going through hell)

6. If you take good care of it, it'll look the same as the day you got it.

7. Too change it, you don't have to talk to it, you just MODIFY it.

8. Kissing one doesn't run the risk of cold sores or glandular fever.

9. You can redress it with a new body kit for less than the cost of a wedding dress.

10. You can give it accessories whenever you feel like it, irrespective of birthdays, anniversaries, etc.

11. It never asks questions about it's rear.

12. The airbags are not just for decoration, they save your life.

13. Regardless of the time of day, season, day of the month, it is ready to give you a ride when you want it.

14. Every year, it only asks for new oil, not jewellery.

15. Ever now and then, you'll be able to drive a friend's one, without any guilt.

16. Even a LARGE heavy one like the Pontiac G8 GT, can look sexy. You can have fun inside it and no one will think you're weird.

17. Go means go, stop means stop, left means left, right means right. Nothing is implied.

[DJ_Wax]

LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[The Caretaker]

Haha, good one mate

[The-InnocenT]

too bad it can't wash my clothes and cook me dinner

[DJ_Wax]

too bad it can't wash my clothes and cook me dinner

you can cook your dinner on the motor when it's hot and to wash it hmmm that's another problem but you can use it as a dryer

[nrg]

G8 is heavy and large? its a sports car ffs.. limousine

wtf.. i thought they meant some massive pick up or something

[HB]

G8 is heavy and large? its a sports car ffs.. limousine

wtf.. i thought they meant some massive pick up or something

1.8T is pretty heavy for a sporty car, and it's frame work is based on a large family sedan. Most sports cars have a weight of 1.5T or under.